in a chickensuit at subservientchicken.com
in the shower
on the john
face down in the toilet, passed out
shaving their back
in bed with a customer
watching tv
dancing to MC Hammer
eating a small dog
eating a cat
doing drugs
looking at pictures of $nick($1,$r(1,$nick($1,0))) naked
talking to themselfs
making stupid faces in the mirror
dressed like a nun and smothering themself with creamcheese
trying on a pair of knickers
searching for hidden webcams
cruising for chicks at the zoo
in the trunk of my car
asleep at the keyboard
running around on all fours barking like a dog
riding a sybian
watching reruns of StarTrek in a Klingon outfit
picking their nose
looking for underwear
cleaning the keyboard
checking if they are on bash.org
looking up the meaning of `stupid` in a toilet roll
pondering the meaning of life